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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sponge Worthy

On pages 27-28, Martha talks about cleaning.  I loathe cleaning, but I like a nice clean house.  Yes, it's a conundrum.  Anyway, she's promoting a whole bunch of different products - including some of her own.  No, I'm not surprised either.   One product she talks about are these little pop-up sponges from Trader Joes.  I've seen them a million times, but for some reason I've been too cheap to spend the $7 (for 12) to try them.  Well, I've been missing out.  They are amazing.  Period.  You must try them.  Like me, you'll never use another.

The sponges: pre-popped and post-popped.  Amazing. 

They're made from natural vegetable cellulose.  (Yes, that means they're green too. Bonus!) But the most amazing thing is that these sponges somehow manage to repel scum.   You know how your sponge traps food in its nooks and crannies?  Yeah, this one doesn't.  Mine is still as fresh and new as the first time I used it.  They're also much softer and more pliable than your normal supermarket brand.  As I said, I hate cleaning, but this little sponge is making it less of a chore. 

Ali

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Irish Whiskey Coffee Bar

While I thought 3 tablespoons of coffee seemed a bit much for one recipe, I really had no point of reference, so I happily complied.  The result?  Nothing good.  Actually, the bars were inedible.  Unless you have an affinity for chewing on coffee grounds.  I should note, I love coffee.  I start every morning with an americano - three shots of espresso and hot water.  My philosophy these days is if it doesn't give me goose-bumps it's not strong enough.

So what did I do?  Did I move on with my day like a normal person?  No, I obsessed.  Was there a typo?  Should it have been 3 teaspoons?  Does Martha love coffee even more than I do?  Was that even possible??

And... so I made a second batch, with half the amount of coffee.  Ben thought I was off my rocker.  Which in retrospect, may have some merit.   I could see the recipe's potential and I wanted to give it a fair shot.  This is what I came up with:

Blondies pre-frosting


and... post-frosting
And then came the taste test.  The male component of the office couldn't get enough - was it the whiskey that made the concept of these blondies more manly?  Or was it the combination of coffee and whiskey that made a Monday morning seem more bearable?  Mondays with a buzz do seem as though they'd be much easier to get through.   Some came back for thirds!  Will they eat anything?  Am I single-handedly feeding my office?   The women were more subtle and several asked for the recipe.  Okay... they were moist and the frosting was delicious....  Whether it was a typo or Martha's love for a hair-raising coffee taste, I'm still bitter about the experience and I can hold a mean grudge, so chances are that I won't make them again.

I tried to attach the recipe, but when I clicked on "get the recipe" it said that I was not "authorized to access this page."  I think maybe deep down Martha knows this recipe sucked too.

Ali

Thursday, March 1, 2012

What didn't make the cut for Feb 2012

We thought we‘d take a slightly different approach for what didn’t make the cut - more like conversation between Jacqui and me.  Please chime in with your thoughts too!
  • Ali: Jess Brown’s dolls featured on p. 32 were in a word, lovely.  Check them out at: http://jessbrowndesign.com  Right?  Love.  Their sweet little faces made me instantly want one and no, it’s not weird for a 37 year-old woman to want a doll - ok, it is.  I don’t even have a daughter to use as an excuse to get one in the house.  Brown apparently sells them to Bergdorf Goodman and Land of Nod and they too can be yours for a cool $180.  You know I’m always up for a challenge and I thought really how hard can they be to make. Martha kindly provides a link to instructions on how to make your own doll at: http://www.marthastewart.com/873632/dolls-you-can-make?mag=/rag-doll#/165086.  None of Martha’s were nearly as cute (and the fact that I don’t own a sewing machine wasn’t helpful either) so I gave this whole project a pass.  Jacq, are you willing to shell out a buck eighty for one of these little beauties??  I think Ellie really deserves one.
  • Jacqui: No doubt, but $180?  Do you think they'll end up selling them at Marshalls? No?  Then I'm afraid Ellie is out of luck.  

  • Ali: So Laduree: The Sweet Recipes is on Martha’s radar (p. 4).  If you’ve ever been to Paris or if you even remotely have a sweet tooth you’ve no doubt heard of this place. It’s the macaron mecca.  Check out their website: http://www.laduree.fr/.   So, when we went to Paris, visiting Laduree was on my list until I saw the line and then it was off my list.  I'm ashamed to say I’ve never tasted one.  I have a friend who is Laduree-mad  and I thought I’d buy her this cookbook for her upcoming birthday.  Nice, no?  So as suggested, like a sheep, I go to bn.com where it’s supposed to be $40.  No.  This book is $130.  It can’t be - so I go to amazon (I heart amazon) and there are 3 new copies available from $225.00 and 1 used for $415.75.  Huh?  Perhaps Martha was referring to Laduree’s Savory Recipes that was recently released.  Would you want that instead? Martha, you shouldn’t mess with a girl's sweet tooth.
  • Jacqui: Sooooo disappointed about the book!  We were just talking about Laduree macarons at work, as the macarons seem to have become the new cupcake of D.C., and I actually did wait on the line to pay my ridiculous 40 Euro for a few pastries last fall when I was in Paris for a work trip.  But, since I really only wanted to get the book to make the macarons, I decided to try the trusty internet for the recipe.  Jackpot!  I found several Laduree macaron recipes.  I didn't get to them in February, too busy burning oranges, but March appears to be a slightly slower month project wise, so maybe then.....  

  • Ali: On p. 52 Martha suggests if you’re a heavy garlic user mince a few cloves ahead of time and store them in a jar.  I’m confused.   Is this joke?  Because it did make me laugh.  Freshly minced garlic I get.  Mincing a whole bunch of it to store in jar, I don’t.  Does she think we have nothing better to do?  Alternatively, you can do what any sensible person does (read: what I do) and for a couple of bucks you can get a jar of pre-minced garlic from your local grocery store.
  • Jacqui: Or the frozen garlic (they have herbs too) from Trader Joes.  It's great and so nice to have in the freezer when I'm in the middle of a recipe and realize I ran out of fresh.

  • Ali: A dresser does double duty (p. 54 and here’s a link to the project on her website: http://www.marthastewart.com/875213/maximize-kids-dresser-storage).  I have one word for this project: no.  Actually, I have two words: hell. no.  I’m constantly trying to put clutter away in drawers, closets and toy buckets.  I don’t want to build something to display more stuff AND ruin a perfectly respectable dresser.  Maybe, I’m a minimalist at heart (quiet, Ben).
  • Jacqui:  We're unanimous on this one. I just don't get it.  It looks almost like it has side drawers that someone forgot to close.  My husband already leaves his dresser drawers open so I don't think I need any more to look at.  These CD cases might look cute attached inside a closet door (might make a good shoe rack for kids actually) but I just don't like the dresser idea.

  • Ali: Candy boxes (p. 95 and 143, http://www.marthastewart.com/271713/embellished-heart-candy-box).  If you look at her instructions, she wants you to make these heart boxes.  Wha... wha... what???  There’s a place called Michael’s, kids.  That’s where we buy tchotchke like this.  AND likely with a 40% off coupon - because you probably don’t even want to pay $2.99 - never mind spending countless hours making these dust collectors.   Learn from my mistake - I now have a tissue paper heart and I'll be gutted when I chuck it away, because with it go about 5 hours of my life.  Go to Michael’s.

  • Jacqui: Spicy cauliflower, bok choy, and shrimp stir-fry with coconut, page 68.  http://www.wholeliving.com/155079/spicy-cauliflower-bok-choy-and-shrimp-stir-fry-coconut.  I actually made this and it was delicious.  Neither me nor by husband are crazy about bok choy or, really cauliflower, but I would definitely make this again (really I have to because I have a HUGE bottle of fish sauce now).  I used some thin noodles instead of rice and it nicely sopped up the sauce.  So, why didn't it make the cut.  Honestly, I just ran out of time.  Cut me some slack though, I'll get better as we get used to this blog thing.
    Ali: Slacker. 
These are the recipes that didn’t make the cut:
  1. Rack of lamb with mustard sauce (p. 64.5) - We don’t eat lamb.  Poor little lambs.
  2. Roasted fennel and artichoke hearts (p. 64.5) - Not huge on fennel - vegetables shouldn't taste like licorice.  That's just wrong.
  3. Plateau de fruits de mer with two sauces (p. 64.5) Sounds perfect for a night of seduction.  We have toddlers.   
  4. Tofu (p. 76) - Love tofu... but it needs to come in a Chinese take-out carton - be deep fried and be dripping in some ridiculous sauce.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Chocolate and Orange Fete

Martha has an eight page spread on the alchemy between tart orange and sweet cocoa.   The article included 5 complex recipes - some with various components.  We tackled it the only way we knew how - by having a party.
 
The invites went out.

On the menu:

We decided to divide and conquer and had mixed results in our preparations.  Ali made the fondue, warm chocolate cake and orange creme anglais, and blood orange with caramel sauce and Jacqui was in charge of the candied grapefruit peel, glaceed orange slices, roasted orange tart, and orange-scented olive oil cake.  This made sense in mid-February when we divided up the tasks - the party is at Ali's so Jacqui should make the stuff that won't end up on the car floor during the drive over.  Unfortunately, in practice, Jacqui ended up with the most time consuming items and Ali ended up with all of the last minute items - terrible when you're hosting a party.  So, Friday night, Ali tackled what she could, the creme anglaise.

Pre-party jitters?  No.  Curdled orange creme anglaise. 
Ali:  Grrrr... Martha left out one crucial component to her recipe: You-cannot-let-the-creme-anglaise-boil.  I learned this the hard way and had to start over.  You should have heard the language.  It was as if I worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. (Christmas Story)

Jacqui:  Meanwhile, I started my 5 hour cooking marathaon, had my grapefruit peeled and oranges sliced and in their respective syrups,  olive oil cake mixed, tart shell made and chilling, and Cara Cara oranges sliced and roasting in the oven.  Two hours later.....

 

...my first disaster.  I followed this recipe precisely, but the roasted oranges were more burnt than roasted and still tasting strongly of rind.  Honestly, I can't see how even if they were perfectly roasted they would not have tasted of rind.  They were, in a word, disgusting!

And now lets talk specifics:
1.  The blood orange with caramel sauce and cocoa nibs:


I had never worked with blood oranges before.  They are amazing!  A mixture of the deepest reds and boldest oranges - try one, you won't regret it.  The recipe said that it'll serve four, but I managed to squeak 10 bite-sized tastes into small ramekins.  The sauce is actually a mixture of caramel and blood orange juice making it light and refreshing.  A few of us thought the cocoa nibs were an unnecessary addition and thought it would have been nicer with a tiny scoop of ice-cream.  One note about the recipe: Martha says to be careful when adding the juice to the caramel.  I was, but I wasn't sure what I was being careful for... and then I knew.  The juice was cold and instantly solidified the caramel.  Not helpful.  Instructions that said something to the effect of: Add juice to caramel gradually to avoid solidifying.  That's helpful.  A solid sauce is difficult to work with.  Luckily, you can remelt caramel and be on your merry way.

2.  Orange-Scented Olive Oil Cake with Orange Compote and Chocolate Ganache:

The cake itself was easy to make.  With no loaf pan in the required size, I went for this unique cake pan - a gift from my step mother.  I thought the indentation on top would would work nicely to hold the blood orange compote, which it did.  Sectioning the blood oranges was a nightmare!  I made a huge mistake by peeling the oranges and trying to section the way you'd normally eat an orange.  This didn't work at all. I had what looked like a blood orange massacre all over my kitchen.  As I got to my last orange with no where near the amount of juice I needed, I decided to try cutting the rind off, and sectioning from the back.  As I was in the middle of doing this, I actually remembered having seen instructions long ago from Martha's show or magazine about how to section oranges this way.  I recall thinking at the time, "how ridiculous, why would anyone want to section oranges."  Sorry Martha.  Anyway, I liked this cake, but not sure I liked it enough to make again.  If I did, I would leave off the chocolate ganache - I think I just like my orange and chocolate separate.
Hmmm, looked better in person.

3.  Chocolate Roasted Orange Tart:


With inedible roasted oranges that were supposed to top this tart, I had to improvise.  I decided to use the remaining Cara Cara oranges (also really beautiful and tasty, by the way) and my newly discovered (rediscoverd?) sectioning technique to top the tart with fresh orange slices.  I started out overlapping the sections, which looked so pretty, but I quickly ran out of orange sections and had to spread them out.  The tart ended up being pretty good, but would have been really good with more fresh oranges.  It just needed a better ratio to go with the crust.     

4. Warm chocolate cake with orange creme anglaise:  

Between the chatter and the wine, we completely overlooked taking a photo of the warm chocolate cake and orange creme anglais.  The chocolate cake was simple to make and tied as a second  favorite.  You already know my challenge with the creme anglais, but its hint of orange was so subtle, that when coupled with the chocolate, it wasn't noticeable.  If I had to make it again, I'd leave out the orange zest and use a vanilla bean instead.

5.  Chocolate fondue with clementines, candied grapefruit peel, and glaceed orange slices:

The fondue.  Oh, the fondue:


Yep, that's a knife sticking straight up.  Not typically how you think of fondue, is it?  It remained liquid for no more than 5 minutes.  And then it turned into a very solid solid.   Martha didn't recommend this, but it should have been kept warm during service.  Or, I should have served pre-dipped candied grapefruit peel and glaceed orange slices.  Martha's instructions just didn't work.

The candied grapefruit peel and glaceed orange slices were something fun to try and were really easy.  If we tried this again, we agreed that we'd skip the grapefruit peel (still tasted too much like peel) and use the candied sugar syrup mixture with the orange slices.  The glacee syrup left the oranges a little too wet to be useful in a fondue or, frankly, very appetizing.  Candied oranges, dipped in the chocolate probably would have worked well.

 
Will our guests ever want to eat chocolate and orange again? 

  
 

The Envelope Please:  So we asked each of our ten guests to rank their favorite dishes.  The blood orange with caramel sauce was the overwhelming favorite and received 6 votes, the chocolate fondue with clementines, candied grapefruit peel, glaceed orange slices and the warm chocolate cake with orange creme anglaise each received 2 votes.  The olive oil cake with Orange Compote and Chocolate Ganache ranked as the second most favorite for many - leaving the poor little chocolate roasted orange tart out of the running. If you ask us - the only dish we'd make again is the blood orange with caramel sauce - it's easy and tasty.  A great combination. 

The biggest success of the evening was something we did not cook.  Martha has an article on dispelling your "preconceived notions" about flower arranging.  We know so little about flower arranging, we didn't even understand this comment.  One featured floral designer said, "We hope to make flowers less aristocratic."  Umm.  OK.  So, we bought three bouquets from Trader Joes to see what we could come up with.  Neither of us had ever used oasis foam or done anything other than stick flowers in a vase.  This was uncharted ground and then, in a sea of curdled creme anglais and burnt roasted oranges, something finally went right.
    

A friend of ours actually thought we had ordered this especially for the fete.  Love her!!



A big thank you to our guests; for your opinions and your support for our new venture.

Ali and Jacq

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Scones

I am a girl who likes routine.  Years ago, when I worked in Manhattan, my routine included a morning train ride from Westchester, a workout, and a stop on the way to the office at my favorite coffee shop.  The coffee was good, but what I craved were the delicious mixed berry scones.  I ate one every morning for over a year.  Thank goodness for the workout! The coffee shop was one of a small chain.  I can’t remember the name and based some internet searching, I think it may not exist anymore.  Pity, because it’s been years and I still think about those scones. Over the years, I have searched for a similar recipe and have yet to find one.  This sounds like it’s gearing up to be a story about how Martha finally led me to realize my dream scone, doesn’t it?  Unfortunately, no, but Martha’s are pretty darn good too.

I made the rich cream scones http://www.marthastewart.com/874310/rich-cream-scones for Sunday breakfast when my mom visited.  When she heard what I was making her eyes lit up as she declared her love of scones. This made me nervous.  My mom is a great cook and I didn’t want to let her down, especially when she seemed so excited.  No worries though, Martha and I came through.  The scones were divine.  Light and airy, just as Martha described, and just the right amount of sweetness thanks to the crunchy sugar crust on top.  
They were easy to make as well, a necessity, I think, for breakfast fare.  I made big scones and we each ate two right out of the oven.  My husband and kids loved them as well.  There had to have been about 12 scones and they were all gone by the end of breakfast on Monday.  I have already made them again for a brunch party we were invited to and they were a hit there as well.  Making them to take somewhere else is definitely the way to go so I don’t eat so many myself! 

The oatmeal scones http://www.marthastewart.com/874312/apple-and-oat-scones-cinnamon-and-nutmeg were pretty good, but not the same caliber as the rich cream scones.   They were just not sweet enough for my taste, and I usually like things on the less sweet side.  The recipe called for ¼ cup of brown sugar and extra sugar on top.  If I made this again I would add more sugar, but I don’t think these were worth the trouble, especially when the others were so good.  For both scone recipes I used a food processor to cut in the butter which worked well and was much easier than incorporating cold butter by hand.



After making the rich cream scones the second time, I thought they might work as a base to try to recreate the mixed berry scones I loved so much.  I'm going to try that at some point.  If it doesn’t work out though, I would be perfectly happy to make the plain rich cream scones part of my new routine.

-Jacqui 

Sunday, February 26, 2012

A Family Friendly Dinner?


Let’s be honest, most of the recipes this month don’t really appeal to the younger set, but determined not to have to cook separate meals for my kids every night, I cobbled together three recipes from the February issue that I thought might appeal to everyone—Chicken Milanese p. 60 http://www.marthastewart.com/891284/milanese-101, Maple Roasted Vegetables p. 74 http://www.wholeliving.com/155109/maple-roasted-brussels-sprouts-and-rutabaga-hazelnuts, and Potato Scones p. 24 http://www.marthastewart.com/874311/potato-scones.  My thinking behind these choices was that my kids already liked the basics of each—chicken cutlets, maple syrup, and mashed potatoes—so how could I go wrong?


I did well with the Chicken Milanese.  Despite my inclination to be lazy and use store bought bread crumbs, I followed Martha’s advice and made my own.  I have to admit I was skeptical when I saw how huge the crumbs were clinging to my chicken, but the result was a very nice crunch with a soft juicy inside, just like Martha said. 







I don’t eat poultry or beef, so I relied on my husband for reviews.  He really liked it, especially the crunch, but said he thought my normal chicken cutlets had more flavor.  I usually use Italian seasoned bread crumbs, so I think just adding some Italian spices would be an easy adjustment to add some flavor and maintain the crunch of the homemade crumbs.  The kids liked the Milanese as well, but, as it turns out, this was the only thing they ate.




I still don’t understand the resistance to the potato scones.  They were really fantastic and surprisingly easy to make.  I had visions of them being difficult to work and sticking to the pan, but none of that materialized.  My husband and I loved them and agreed with Martha’s suggestion that they would be good with breakfast.  A rich replacement for hash browns to accompany eggs—yum!   Unfortunately, my kids were not convinced.  My protests that “you like mashed potatoes and these are just like fried mashed potatoes,” fell on deaf ears.  Sigh… 


I had no better luck with the vegetables.  I replaced the rutabaga (which wasn’t available at my grocery store) with baby carrots and parsnips, both of which I’ve used successfully in a variety of roasted vegetables previously and I thought would be a better sell to the kids than rutabaga.  Although my husband and I aren’t really Brussels sprouts fans, this whole Deconstructing Martha project is about trying new things, so those remained.  The view and smell from the oven left me optimistic.  Pretty, no?  


 I gave my kids only the baby carrots and parsnips since they already like carrots and I passed off the parsnips as “white carrots.”  My 7-year old turned up his nose the second the plate arrived in front of him.  Him: “Mom, you’ve made carrots with stuff on them before and you know I don’t like it.”  Me: "But, it has maple syrup on it, you love maple syrup.  Just try it.”  I think he managed a lick before he redeclared of his hatred of carrots with “stuff.”  My 2-year old never even tried it.  She ate her chicken and announced that she was ready for candy. Double sigh …
- Jacqui

Friday, February 24, 2012

It's Time for String Break

Wrap a piece of string around something?  Now, this I can do.  Martha suggests that twine be used to add a handmade touch of spring to dinner party decor.  For those of you who read this and don’t have a subscription to her magazine, she even has a photo of twine wrapped around pebble-like stones. They’re meant to be a spin on a place card, as she’s written names in chalk.  Cute.  If you're into that type of thing.  I can’t fathom a reason for needing place cards in the near or distant future. The most recent time I used them was at our wedding and unless I get married again (not planning on doing so, Ben) I can’t foresee any utility in them whatsoever.  Maybe in a fancier house than ours.  But even then, would you choose a stone?  Really?  

So I decided to make little favors for our upcoming citrus and chocolate fiesta.  If you are coming, cover your eyes, otherwise you’ll ruin the sorpresa!!  

I know, I know, I just said we live in a non-fancy house and here I am talking about favors for a non-baby and non-wedding related event.  Remember, it’s string, how fancy can it be?

Off to Michael's I went in search of something favor related and twine friendly.  I bet you guessed it, I came home with candles.  Too cliche?  It is better than a rock, right?

 I used double-sided tape to attach the twine and wrapped it a couple of times, et voila!!!  


I bedazzled them by attaching the initial of each of the attendees. 
It took about 15 minutes and they’re pretty cute.  My kind of project. 

As I write this, I’m thinking I should have used bakers twine!  Argh!  So much prettier and modern looking.  Check out all the amazing colors available at http://thetwinery.com/.  I could have used brown and orange to go with our citrus and chocolate theme.  I wish I had thought about this before this very instant... Damn.


Ali